Deidara vs Sasuke: The REAL Thing

[xX.dEiDaRa.Xx]

Okay, this is just a funny comic I found here, so...I don't own Naruto or this comic...ya...

This is the really story behind Deidara vs. Sasuke...enjoy....

Deidara and Tobi stare at Sasuke from across a field.
Tobi pulls Deidara's hair: HEY DEI-DEI CHAN WHOS HE! WHOS HE! WHOS HE!
Deidara: Tobi! Stop it!
Tobi continues: Who is he! Huh? Huh? Huh? Is he the devil...
Deidara looks up.
Tobi stands holding a piece of Deidara's hair
Deidara: WHAT THE HELL!
Tobi: Here...a present....
Deidara starts crying a bit holding his hair.
Deidara: Ah....Okay....Tobi--
Deidara: What are you doing now....
Tobi hugs Deidara.
Deidara: Stop it! Get off! Get off! Get off!
Tobi lets go.
Tobi looks at Sasuke.
Tobi: Do you want a hug?
Sasuke: I will kill you.
Tobi: Come on...you know you want it...
Sasuke: Well alright....
Tobi and Sasuke hug.
Tobi skipping back: Hey Dei-Dei Chan I got his wallet.
Sasuke: Hey!
Tobi: Hey Dei-Dei Chan.
Deidara: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Tobi: Okay...sorry...
Tobi: Hey Dei-dei chan.
Deidara: Grrrr
Tobi holds something up: Look at this pics I found of you and Sasori on the internet.
Deidara looks.
Deidara: MY EYES! MY EYES!
(slowly takes the pictures and puts them in pocket): MY EYES!....OH...MY....(looks at them)...EYES!
Deidara: Tobi...
Deidara looks around: Tobi....
Tobi appears: Boo!
Deidara: What the hell are you doing you scared the crap out of me.
Tobi stares.
Deidara: What.
Tobi continues to stare.
Deidara: WHAT!
Tobi stares.
Deidara: What are you doing!
Tobi: Seeing how you will respond.
Deidara: Why you!!!
Deidara chases Tobi around.
Deidara falls and knocks himself out.
Deidara wakes up.
Deidara: Ah...ah...WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL!!!!!!
Deidara's hair is dyed pink.
Tobi: Hm...no...I think this was a mistake.
Deidara: WHY YOU!!!!!
Tobi dances around Deidara: PINK HAIR! PINK HAIR! PINK HAIR! PINK HAIR!
Deidara: ILL KILL YOU!!!!
Deidara chases Tobi around again.
Tobi stops.
Deidara stops.
Tobi: Shouldn't we be fighting him.
Deidara: Very good Tobi.
Tobi: My mommy says I'm a good boy.
Deidara walks forward.
Tobi: And Deidara walks forward slowly...
Deidara: Stop that.
Tobi: Saying Stop That
Deidara: Stop it Tobi!
Tobi: Getting angry
Deidara: TOBI!
Tobi: Is about to chase Tobi around again.
Deidara: Stop Pissing Me off!
Tobi: Fine.
Deidara: Thank you.
Tobi: Hey do you know that Gaara is still alive? Gaara...the guy you wanted to kill....Gaara...G....A...A...R....A. Look him up he's in the book. Under GAARA. He's alive. That's why he is in the book, no dead people in the book. Only Living people, people that are ALIVE, like Gaara.
Deidara twitches.
Dead Silence.
Tobi screams for five seconds.
Deidara: What! What!
Tobi: Everything...went black....and I was like...what do I do...then I opened my eye....and it wasn't so black.
Sasuke: Are we gonna fight or what?
Deidara: Tobi! Run on the other side of Sasuke.
Tobi: Roger!
Tobi doesn't move.
Deidara: What are you doing? Didn't you hear me?
Tobi: Yes...I did....
Deidara: Then why aren't you moving!
Tobi: Because I don't care....
Deidara: WILL YOU JUST MOVE OVER THERE!
Tobi, crying: Meany-head.
Deidara: I'll give you a meany head!
Tobi points to Deidara.
Deidara: NOT FUNNY!
Tobi: It is to me!
Sasuke: And Me!
Deidara: SHUT UP!
Tobi: Before We begin I just want you to know...
Tobi hugs Deidara: I love you man.
Deidara smiles a little.
Deidara: GET OFF!!!!!
Tobi: Okay! She's about to make her first move.
Deidara: What?
Tobi: You...your a girl right.
Deidara freezes.
Tobi: I thought you were a girl....
Deidara starts foaming at the mouth.
Tobi waves his hand in front of Deidara's eyes.
Tobi(to Sasuke): She's having an embolism, she'll be right with you.
Tobi picks up on of Deidara's clay birds.
Tobi: I don't see what the big deal is....Sasori's veiw of art is much better than this stuff....
Deidara: Nnnnnnn!!!!
Deidara falls over.
Tobi: Hm....
The clay bird explodes and Tobi falls back.
Sasuke teleports to Manda the snake.

And that's how it really happened.
THE END.....

(Deidara is dead)
Deidara: What...Am I dead...*sigh* At least Tobi is finally---
Tobi: Hi Dei-Dei Chan!
Deidara: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Tobi: What're you doing here?
Deidara: I think we're dead...
Tobi: Well I did blow us both up...so it wouldn't be too crazy.
Deidara: WE ARE DEAD YOU LITTLE!!---
Tobi: GAARA DID IT!...by the way he's still alive you know
Deidara: TOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long silence.
Tobi: Yes!

[Uchiha Takuya & Inuzuka Taigon]

ROFLLMAOLOL

[xX.dEiDaRa.Xx]

XD So technically Tobi killed him...I shouldn't be angry at Sasuke

[Kiri & Ino & Aoyama siblings]

lmaoo poor deidei XDDDD. I luv it it's hilarious!!!

[xX~Kinky~Xx]

Sasu: SSSSSEEEEEEEEEE I'm innocent!

...ssuurree

[Kiri & Ino & Aoyama siblings]

Hinata: D-d-d-d-ei dei d-d-d-d-d-ead? *faints*

Me: HINATA!!!

Neiji: ....*catches Hinata*....

[xX~Kinky~Xx]

O...M...G... TTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIII

Tay&Sasu: *crack knuckles at the baka Uchiha*

[xX.dEiDaRa.Xx]

Me: Wow...Neji can catch? I never knew...Shikamaru should work on his catching skills XP

Dei: Tobi is so dead un! Oh well, at least I have that Uchiha guy's wallet *counts money*

[xX~Kinky~Xx]

Sasu: *blinks* HEY! *attacks Dei*

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Dei: Argghhhhh!!! *flys off on clay bird*

[xX~Kinky~Xx]

Sasu: *is somehow in the clay bird. He knocks on the birds back from inside* Deidara? Let me out! *makes himself sound like Itachi*

[xX.dEiDaRa.Xx]

Dei: O.o Itachi? W00T! I FINALLY CAUGHT ITACHI UN! I AM SO AWESOME! YEAH! BELIE- Wait...that's the Jinchuuriki's line un...*sigh*

[xX~Kinky~Xx]

Sasu: LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BAKA! *still pretending to be Itachi*

[xX.dEiDaRa.Xx]

Dei: To let or not let Itachi out, that is the question...hmm....

[Sabaku no Gaara & Kenji Uchiha]

thats wicked funny